Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018

Cooked

To be in an inescapable adverse situation.

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024

cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")

After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!

by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025

Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.

"mate platty cooks is telling me alien in UFOs built sham castle"

by Jando22 March 18, 2025

I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

by jessloll February 2, 2024

Bro cooked

A term used when someone absolutely excels at something, leaving everyone impressed. It’s like watching someone dominate a task and come out on top with flying colors

"Did you see Qiao En’s presentation today? Bro cooked hard—10/10, no cap."

by Repass October 2, 2024

max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023