Detroit Ball Washer

When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.

If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.

My balls are still sticky from that Detroit Ball Washer...

by thebeardedgreek August 6, 2017

Barberian Ball Wash

Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.

Not much to say other than you are going to get awesome head. Barberian Ball Wash. updog

by DrFuck November 21, 2017

Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018

Birmingham Car Wash

When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.

If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.

In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.

by Nekah Net June 28, 2018

eight ball in a washing machine

Incredibly accurate and reliable.

The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.

by madcow3417 October 25, 2018

counciltucky car wash

while living in council bluffs, it is the act of a police officer searching your meth mobile and seizing your meth and other crackhead drugs

Yo dude! Deaquan just got a counciltucky car wash! Now he's in jail.

by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019

Raw water washdown

A marine hookup used to supply lake/ocean water from underneath the boat as a means for cleaning, etc. It is not a sex thing you filthy barnacle.

Eric used the raw water washdown to clean the bloodstains from the swim platform.

by Aaayyyyyyyooooooo August 14, 2019