frosting the cupcake

1. The act of female masturbation

2. Oral sex performed on a female

"I spent last night frosting the cupcake for Michael's viewing pleasure"

"Last night I frosted Jenny's cupcake"

by Jenny C. Melons January 16, 2006

front street

to call someone out or put them in an embaressing position.

Joe put John on "front street" by asking him if he was gay in front of his new boss.

by Brad December 14, 2004

frog-tied

When each leg of an individual are tied independently in a fully bent position with each respective arm extended along the outside of the knee with the wrists tied to each ankle, forcing the individual’s legs to spread openly leaving their private area exposed and vulnerable, resembling the stance of a frog.

After the burglar had frog-tied her on the couch in her skimpy sun dress, Nancy regretted having not worn panties that day, as her generous love nest was completely exposed and defenseless to the burglar’s advances.

by Barefeet98 January 23, 2008

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

frocio

Derogative for "gay" (like faggot). It is used also, between (male) friends, in the meaning of moron, asshole or similar, transmitting anger or disappointment for something, or just to mock.

(Una ragazza a un ragazzo che non la bacia): Ma che sei frocio?
(A girl to a boy who does not kiss her): But what are you, a faggot?

(Tra amici): 'Sto frocio non m'ha passato le risposte dell'esame!
(Among -male- friends): This asshole didn't give me the exam's answers!

by jeropot January 30, 2009

frosty jim

The act of urinating in a condom, Freezing the condom, and using it as a phalice on a woman/mate. Origin: Family Guy

Quagmire gave her a Frosty Jim

by Mafrackincrackin February 8, 2015

Frosty Robert

When you stick your dick in a bucket of ice then stick it up a girls arse when she's least expecting it.

She was pissing me off so when she fell asleep I gave her a frosty robert

by Robert Frosted October 7, 2010