Football

This long, brown, round, nice, ball.

I love touching footballs

by daddyhacker2019 September 22, 2023

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Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.

The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football

by YourDeadMom27 December 15, 2019

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Footbally

To be of football or to be the essence of football

(American football)

"Saying fight song instead of theme song seems much more footbally"

by Createroffootbally December 30, 2020

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Someone who plays football
Not always a jock, usually people who like to play just for fun and are athletic.
Besides from a few people football players are usually kind and don’t just like cheerleaders

(Yes, you’re probably surprised)

The football player ran down the field for a game winning touchdown.

by TheRunningBackwithAHonorRoll November 20, 2019

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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.

They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat

by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025

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