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footbullet

1. Evidence that a person or organization has shot themselves in the foot.
2. Performance of a colossal screw-up while trying to further a public figure's agenda. Particularly regarding the Church of Scientology.
3. A mistake made by a public figure or their agents which has been pointed out in order to embarrass them or reinforce the failure.
1. Subject: SCO's "Legal Advice" Footbullet
Here is SCO saying that they got specific legal advice to keep distributing Linux two month after their lawsuit: LINK HERE

They can't say they were ignorant of whatever alleged IP of theirs was in there and in fact said their lawyers told them to distribute it. These clowns are just so funny looking back at what they said in retrospect.

2. Subject: CCHR FOOTBULLET at Oxford Careers Fair 2/02/07

Operators of the stall, hosted by The Citizens Commission on Human Rights, told students that psychiatrists were responsible for genocide in the Balkans.

They offered no career advice at the fair, which included representatives from the public, charity and campaigning sectors. Several students were "deeply offended" by the operators' remarks.

3. Operation Foot Bullet, a joke at Scientology's expense; the Scientologists who's job it is to "contribute" to ARS ((alt.religion.scientology)) (through Google Groups) often seem to be doing so poorly, it's as if they're shooting themselves in the foot.
by Anonymous509 March 24, 2008
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Footballers Nipple

A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.
''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''
by SORETITS January 19, 2013
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Fantasy Footballers

Three hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio.

Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.
Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers?
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*
by fantasysimp April 8, 2021
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footballitie

footallitie are the people who live and die for soccer. soccer is always on your mind; eating, school, sleeping, driving, talking. soccer comes before everything else, before school, before girls, before family. soccer...is the game that you live for
a. del piero. raul. r. carlos - les tres amigos
by bibic May 7, 2005
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promising footballer

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality
Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.
by JonnTeee October 30, 2019
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Obscure Footballers

A game where you try and name them most random but slightly famous player. The mst obscure wins.
Lets play obscure footballers!
"OK, Nadir Belhadj"
"Tony Hibbert"
"Nigel Quashie"
etc.
by jakrooster January 15, 2010
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Footballer

One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football).
Hey, have you seen that new kid from England?

No, but i hear he is quite the Footballer.
by Ray Finkle August 9, 2006
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