fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.

My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…

by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022

Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock

"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

fungusy dildo

when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw

"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"

by hunter666 April 7, 2009

Gettin' dildoed

When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed

My bald teacher is gettin' dildoed

by 6EIoT May 22, 2023

dual dildo

Two dildos glued together, either horizontally or vertically

"Ladies, I would suggest using the dual dildo technique, it's much easier than sticking two seperate dildos up there."

by Sppplitup June 6, 2016