Crank

Crying at the same time as having a wank.

Why don't you just fuck off and have a crank!

by Heidi Chad September 19, 2008

craNy

craNy is how you describe someone or something that is beyond crazy. By simply turning the Z in crazy 45° to the left or right u too can be craNy.

I'm not crazy... I'm craNy!

by superspicious March 10, 2016

Cranium

The sophisticated word meaning Head (the round thing on the human body situated above the shoulders).

You're such a Richard Cranium = You're such a Dickhead.

by Graysn August 15, 2005

Cranking

Crying and wanking at the same time.
Cranker; a person who cries and wanks simultaneously because the object of the wank either hates them or doesn't know they exist. Can be male or female.

'Yeah John's so in love with Jane and she doesn't want him so he cranks over her all the time.'
'We walked in on her cranking it was the most pathetic thing ever.'

by joanneandellen December 12, 2010

Cranker

A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.

John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"

by Original Cranker April 14, 2011

Crandy

When you get a blowjob while watching a man fight 500 crayfish to the death

"Dude he's so lucky he got a crandy for his birthday!"

by The Crandy Man September 6, 2009

crankles

The condition which usually afflicts large ladies where the ankle and calf are nearly the same diameter

check out the crankles on that bloater

by darkman69 October 27, 2008