Pasty Whites

The exposed upper thigh when dangerously short shorts are worn.

That guy is exposing the pasty whites!

by Wilson The Bot February 4, 2021

ride the white lightning

Snort lines of cocaine

Let's break out the blow and ride the white lightning until the sun comes up.

by bingo_bango_bunghole January 20, 2015

white man's guilt

The feeling that a white person may have when they think about slavery or simply the past mistreatment of any minority. It is the guilt felt for their "ancestor's" enslavement of African Americans or associated past mistreatment. Often it makes white people try and make up for things that have happened in the past.

I am voting Barack Obama simply because I have white man's guilt.

by WillyWonka12340 January 16, 2009

whitebob

Created by Tom and Katie in a boring Business Studies lesson in 2001. She mistook 'Lightbulb' for Whitebob and its lived on ever since.

'That is a bright Whitebob'

'Oh look! Whitebob!'

by Punk_rallye October 14, 2004

Whitlock

To choke someone by stuffing a wet sock into their mouth.

He wouldn't stop talking so he got whitlocked.

by sblantz December 2, 2010

tighty whitie loser

Tighty whitie loser (n.) - An unlucky boy is caught wearing tighty whities. Tighty whities should only be worn by kids 12 years old or younger. If anyone is caught wearing tighty whities, they are given wedgies on a daily basis.

When I was in junior high, I was playing with my friends on the recess yard. My pants were really loose and eventually fell to the ground. Mostly everyone saw my tighty whities ard laughed. I was crying the whole day. I was so embarrassed. Then in High school, I was changing for PE and I was wearing tighty whities. Some older guys picked me up by my tighty whities and hung me in the locker room for everyone to see. Everyone laughed at me. Now I only wear boxers!

by Henry Sandoval August 29, 2005

whitey sense

The uneasy feeling minorities get when they sense a large number of white people in their immediate vicinity.

Derived from Spiderman's "Spidey Sense" a.k.a. the feeling he gets when he senses impending danger.

As Malik and Jose walked by Starbucks, they felt their whitey sense tingle.

by Fernando Longhorn February 27, 2011