ti89

a high-end graphing calculator from Texas Instruments capable of 3D graphing, computing definite and indefinite integrals and derivates among with numerous useful features.

a: did you get that second problem from last night's homework?
b: yea, of course.
a: how? we didn't learn how to integrate logarithmic functions yet!
b: we didn't but my ti89 did!
a: you bastard!

by alperthereal February 10, 2004

Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.

"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"

by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

by CbenC September 10, 2009

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Till Lindemann

Frontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, Rammstein.

Here are a few more tidbits about him:

1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god.

2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job.

3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.

Till Lindemann is a German that I wish would invade me!

by Till Lindemann's lover December 24, 2008

Tittie Winks

When a girl flashes her breast's and wink's at A guy she is attracted to.

Chad found himself distracted at work yesterday cause Keirsten kept giving him Tittie Winks!

by SlopNChop October 1, 2016

Big Tiddie Community

The Big Tiddie Community is a group of kpop idols who like to keep their man-tiddies big. Its President is Wonho, the thiccest bitch in kpop - he is known for his overall thiccness but most importantly his man-tiddies. It's Vice President is BM or Big Matthew (from Kard), hence his name his man-tiddies are hella big, he earned the name of Big man-tiddie dude after frequently exposing his chest. He has done a few instagram lives talking about his tiddie game which 'you gotta keep strong'. He also has praised Wonho for his tiddies and featured both Wonho and shownu on his live, naming them The Big Tiddie Committee. Shownu is also a member of the community and is a fellow member of the group Monsta x. He is known for his thicc shoulders and his vibrating tiddies. The last member is Namjoon (RM from BTS), although he doesn't openly expose his tiddies like the other members fans have spotted his sculpted chest in many pictures, this has brought about the phrase 'Namtiddies' a word used to describe Namjoon's perfectly proportioned chest.

The 'Big Tiddie Community' has been thriving recently, did you see BM exposing his man-tiddies in the Bomb Bomb music video, like damn he keeps his tiddie game strong.

by hahahahahahmidwaygreyorange September 12, 2019