Twattle

A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously known to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.

If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.

by WingardiumLoliosa April 24, 2018

twaddy

A combination of the gay slang terms "twink" and "daddy." Often used when referring to someone with the slender, boyish features of a twink, but manly stature or demeanor of a daddy.

God, I was browsing the local Grindr the other day and came across this super hot twaddy who lives only 3 miles away.

by GayCthulhu January 16, 2018

Queefy Twaft

When a girls vagina stinks so bad that it smells like rotten farts coming out of it. Thus, the word stems from queefing and twat waft.

Pericles: Did you hook up with that girl?
Pelagius: Nah, she had that queefy twaft. I took one whiff and ran!

by Ol'Rudy August 26, 2014

Twazzer

Slang for the vagina... the FEMALE vagina.

"Wow Tommy, that female has a nice twazzer".

by Big Papa Jay October 25, 2006

twanker

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

by e_mpika April 17, 2009

Twattery

When somebody acts like a complete twat

Tom Is Just Full Of Twattery

by Oli C November 5, 2008

twattery

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

by His Wittyness January 18, 2009