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A combination of the gay slang terms "twink" and "daddy." Often used when referring to someone with the slender, boyish features of a twink, but manly stature or demeanor of a daddy.
God, I was browsing the local Grindr the other day and came across this super hot twaddy who lives only 3 miles away.
twaddy by GayCthulhu January 16, 2018
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A Twink who is also a daddy
Twaddy by Samuelosh December 9, 2021
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a twink that yearns to be a daddy
Marvin is 17 and he claims to be a daddy; a twaddy
Twaddy by 10zin January 15, 2018
gta 5 when you get into a car with Mexican music
fuckin hell Mexican twaddy music is on *turns over station*
twaddy by mas nagrom September 12, 2022
A beautiful, still young gay guy that looks like a twink but can be a daddy at the same time.
He’s such a twaddy, look how young he looks
twaddy by therealbart May 10, 2024

turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Twaddler 

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.
My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.
Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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