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Spanksgiving

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.
Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.
by MandM Productions November 28, 2019
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Spanking

Spanking has 2 definitions

Spanking can sometimes to be when a child is either bare or clothed and flipped over a knee to be hit on the bum

Or it can be when people have sex and the male or female gets hit with the paddle or belt.
<Jack gives Elizabeth a spanking>
<Def 1:Elizabeth cries like a baby>
<Def 2:Elizabeth moans with pleasure€
by Uglybitchxoxo October 10, 2020
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AIDS Shank

When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.
Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.
by NK-Penne December 27, 2011
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anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.
I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure
by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard
I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!
by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006
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spankism

A religion, the practitioners of which believe that spanking is the only way to enlightenment.
He used to be a Catholic minister, but he converted to Spankism after he found out that there are no celibacy rules for Spankists.
by SpankistMinister December 28, 2008
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