platybelodon

The prehistoric equivalent of a child who begs for more shit.
Like seriously, look it up.

Platybelodon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thylacosmilus:Jesus christ, what the fuck

by Fricctionaryo August 23, 2018

Platypuss

A slang term for a woman with so much botox in her lips that they think having a ducks bill is like having a second vagina.

That botox clinic is a real Platypuss factory.

by Hjk996 September 21, 2018

Platypus

A woman who's vagina moves mountains. Also known as a Platinum Pussy

Whoa look at that hot chick in that Lambo, Bet she has a Platypus.

by TheGoat0630 December 22, 2018

Platypodes

Something to get high off of

Damn, gimme some of those PlaTYpoDeS.

by plaTYpoDES_are_the_FUTURE January 5, 2019

Platypussy

The best type of pussy usually from a platypus if not then its from another animal that's three quarters platypus

Man i just got some sick platypussy from that three quarter platypus thot overthere!

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

Platypus

Perr~er, no, Peter the platypus is a platypus, except with more vibrant colors and he's got blue fur.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.

Person 1:

"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"

Perry de Platypus: "rawr"

Person 2: drops to the ground

by welcome to flordia December 23, 2019

Platypus

In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!

Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020