nobilified

Getting nobilified is the process of having oneself captured through a fine hand painted oil portrait as a regal member of the upper class; as a noble, lord, member of the haute-bourgeoie, King, Queen, Prince, Princess. Actually it doesn't matter whether you want to be a king or a clown, nobilified's master artists will craft you a unique masterpiece to hand within the halls of your chateau, cottage, dorm room or private jet. Nobilified brings the masses to the 1%. We wanted to continue the tradition of commission ridiculous portraits.
No need for the Queen to knight you, when you can get yourself nobilified.

Yes yes, that is a portrait of my great uncle. We look very similar he was a member of the haute bourgeoisie in the late 19th century. Just kidding, I got myself nobilified.

Hey Bob, I am going to get Jim nobilified for his wedding.
Sweet painting brah! Did you get it from nobilified?
Did you see those nobilified portraits on the Ellen Degeneres show?

by nobilified January 7, 2015

nobdogs

the art of eating a penis shaped food item, and accidentally or deliberately make it look like you're sucking on a nob

nobdogs usually occur when eating a hotdog, and performed by those who occasionally suck nobs. see: glynnster

by ohjoyce69 May 19, 2014

nobberish

Usually used in the north of England, as the adjective form of the colloquial term 'knob', meaning 'the penis' but usually denotes an obnoxious person or act.

1) That man just kicked a puppy. That was a very nobberish thing to do!
2) Tailgating is nobberish!

by Doctor_A August 17, 2014

nobrian

No lie, this is the truth. (cf. Brian Williams)

I used to get $5 a week allowance (nobrian).

by Papillo D. Nuanzio February 13, 2015

nobbobbing

When you're receiving oral sex and their head bobs up and down and up and down.

Or a douche bag person who won't shut the fuck up!

I was at this party when this douche fuck wouldn't stop nobbobbing.

by eat my ass! October 5, 2015

Noble Wanker

Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.

Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!

by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016

Nobinger

A bit of a nob, but not too much of a nob to reject them entirely.

"He's a bit of a nobinger, but really he's alright."

by BurningSandals October 22, 2016