Mashing off 

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

Mashing off by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

marking language 

marking language is a secret language made up of markings like commas and such, learning it is simple, all you need to do is type the letters and numbers in the same spot as the letters you want to type

person: 2:;5 5:3 "{,'
friend: what?
person: its marking language

marking language by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

Making Jesus cry by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

Making Butter

Making butter: creating drama or stirring it up.
She made butter: in different context, can mean that a woman was good in bed.

Hey, what was with Cece at last night's party?

I know! She was totally making butter!

Making Butter by SporeBby July 27, 2019

making mashed potatoes 

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

making mashed potatoes by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Making love 

Something a woman does while you're fucking her

Her: Hey, honey. Feel like making love?
Him: Naahhh, let's fuck

Making love by redgrave1093 October 25, 2019

Making myself plaid 

Making myself plaid simply means that you are cutting a plaid pattern into your skin.

Guy 1: Bro, Kaitlyn is in a mental hospital! She said “I got caught making myself plaid”!

Making myself plaid by leht November 10, 2019