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mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
