Crunched

The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk

Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.

by jrm369 May 11, 2010

Crunchy Nut Butt

The small nut chunks you find in your feces and/or anus after enjoying Kellogg's delicious new cereal.

I ate three bowls yesterday... here comes the Crunchy Nut Butt.

I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.

by Hairytickle August 7, 2011

Cooper Crunch

When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"

He gave me the cooper crunch last night, I accidently swollowed. But its okay cause Imma give it right back to him tonight.

Damn, my girl cooper crunched me. Ill never do that again.

I didn't know you could get pink eye from the cooper crunch.

by thsish December 12, 2012

cronchy

anything extremely nasty, usually referring to a really nasty whore

Did you hear about that cronchy girl who dropped out of school because she got prgnant?

by W. O. M. A. N. January 3, 2008

Crunchy Mom

Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.

Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.

Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch

by omgsocrunchy November 2, 2021

clit cruncher

Some one who breaks or damages you clit by playing with it too hard.

Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.

God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.

by japseye September 19, 2007

Chunch

An outing, during which lunch is eaten and chess is played, usually involving two men.

Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!

by RizzWizz April 14, 2010