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Kellogg's 

Kellogg's by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 27, 2016

kellogg's kid 

When someone is spoon feed things in life and wants to act like someone they not to fit in with the gangsters around them
He's not a gangster he does tiktok dances he's a kellogg's kid

A kick in the Kellogg's 

When somebody is brutally honest or mean regarding something you are sensitive about, and you get your feelings hurt:
e.g.1: They made fun of my accent. I pretended to be part of the fun but it was a kick in the Kellogg's.

e.g.2: Boy-oh-boy, the teacher really kicked me right in the Kellogg's when she said that I can't sing.

Kellogg Syndrome 

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

kellog's 

when a fat wigger sings about cereal and everyone makes fun of him
scuoby a doo wop dee dop 2 scoops of raisins
kellog's by mctits March 28, 2003

kellog's 

Being down-right stupid.
kellog's by Mechaton June 11, 2016
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