couch crotch

sexual act in which a female rubs her foot in a male's pubic region on a couch

Blanche gave Charlie couch crotch last night.

by Jeordie015 April 28, 2003

Coffee Crotch

A girl with dark stains on the sides of her pussy. It has the appearance that she has coffee stains between her legs. The discoloration is enough to scare even the horniest of men.

That chick has a bad case of coffee crotch!

Joe: What is that ugly stain on the sides of her pussy?

Sam: Oh, she has a bad case of Coffee Crotch!

by 61063 February 20, 2011

crusty crotch

when a vast amount of semen is projectiled towards your pubic area and left to dry up.

yeah i blew all over her pussy she didn't wipe it up, in the morning she had a crusty crotch

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

poop crotch

a crotch w/ poo from going in from behind and then moving around to the front

mmmmmmmmmm yummy poop crotch smells good enough to eat

nastiness is a warm poopcrotch

by Bobby July 7, 2004

mud crotch

When a girl wipes back to front and pieces of poo get stuck in her pubes.

I was about to go down on this girl but I realized she had mad mud crotch, so I said, "hell nah, put your pants back on and get the hell out, bitch... unforgivable!".

by sir poop crumbles April 27, 2008

crotch crust

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.

I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.

by Alan October 1, 2004

bucket crotch

A really large circumferenced genitaylia part. (this is not something to be proud of.)

"The Gimpy Lovers have bucket crotches."

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004