Angel Crust 

The thick film that collects on the pants or undergarments of a female and begins to flake off or encrust after an extended amount of time.

It was a long day and when I got home, I discovered that the seams of my Seven jeans were full of Angel Crust. I am going to have to use some Spray and Wash before I throw them in the laundry.

Angel Crust by GirlTalk69696969 May 23, 2011

pie crust promise 

A promise, just like pie crust, that is easily made and easily broken.

Joe: Ay, you promised you would help me on my assignment
Chris: Dat was a pie crust promise so don't even trip.

pie crust promise by C.J.1216 March 6, 2008

penis-crust 

the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex

"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"

penis-crust by 4 Points October 15, 2009

Eat the crust Jimmy

When Jimmy wont eat the crust.

Person 1: Eat the crust Jimmy
Jimmy: No

Eat the crust Jimmy by Normienolan April 2, 2019

Crust-Holer 

Anal sex with dirty partners.

John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.

Crust-Holer by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

Crustaceous Cheapskate by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

Cheesus Crust 

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

Cheesus Crust by Asshead December 28, 2005