Confederacy of Hamptoria

The Confederacy of Hamptoria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Robert Hampton with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.992 billion Hamptorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The Hamptorian economy, worth 112 trillion Generals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,541 Generals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Hamptorian Space Agency, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamptoria's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Congress of the Confederacy of Hamptoria may be passing a Law Today

by The AndyMan March 1, 2021

Confederate statues

Confederate statues are as much a part of American history, and what some would call culture, as Martin Luther King statues, whether people love them or hate them. Removal of one kind of statue and not the other isn't multiculturalism, it's one group claiming the park the statue sat on as their own, and it will never unify everybody.

As long as a country says one kind of history is okay as long as everybody likes it, but the other is not, the country will remain divided, since one group, or culture, as some would call it, doesn't really respect the other. That isn't multiculturalism, though America has always been a melting pot, and is made of many different groups of the same (human) race. If people have to remove, forget, or pretend something never existed (including Confederate statues) to validate themselves, they don't really respect it, they only respect their own group (or most likely self).

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

Connected, No Internet

When you get butt fucked by the internet.

Connected, No Internet is the most annoying thing ever.

by non-restcrited-modde May 17, 2021

Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021

Conner

An incorrect to spell Connor

Conner is wrong spelling be better

by IsOkMan999 August 31, 2022

connecticut nigga

a hood nigga who is from connecticut

yo where you from nigga?
i'm from connecticut nigga.
oh, so you a connecticut nigga?
yep.

by ethans a fag June 1, 2023

dot connecting

Adj. A manic, paranoid state of mind where one tries to see every possible angle of attack, guard against every weakness, and be sleeplessly vigilent.

The analysts were working overtime, listening to the chatter, scouring the records, and steadily, tirelessly dot connecting into the morning.

by The Anti Spiderman January 8, 2010