BoilerMaker Rump Roast

When a boilermaker goes to the local butcher to get a cut of meat in the shape of a big fat cock. Usually from a cow, but can be from a sizable pig.

Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.

by InspectrumDave November 23, 2025

Slow Roast

When talking about "he's cooking something up" and oat muffin says "Slow Roast"

"He's cooking something up"
> "Slow Roast"

by Bluesonic420 December 1, 2025

Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

Chunky Roast

When you cut a whole in the bottom of a peanut butter jar, and two men insert their penis in both openings of the peanut butter jar and "spit roast" it.

Me and my homie Grady just did a Chunky Roast this morning.

by 234568789uifohug2 February 11, 2025

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Mexican Jail slang for brown dick.

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.

by No homo 45 June 5, 2024

Roast

A pre-planned several hour period a group spends planted in a single location, marathon watching a movie/TV series, shooting the shit or drinking; a state of being connected to the present moment.

To avoid the Sunday Scaries, Mike scheduled a roast watching obscure brutally gory western films and eating an assortment of eggs.

by Bone Tomahawk June 23, 2024

Gay Roast Reflex

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.

“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question”

by Clayboiwebster July 14, 2024