Sonic brain

To infer that someone's cognitive function is on the lower end of the spectrum by alluding to "Sped". Sonic is widely regarded as a very speedy character and sonic is an attempt to play on the word sped. Attaching Sonic to the brain means sped brain for lack of a better phrase.

*Plays game*
John: "Kill him, he is one shot."
Bob: *Misses every shot*
John: Do you have sonic brain?

by Pogopawee March 19, 2021

Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

Brain Hooker

Someone who blows your mind.

You must be a brain hooker, because you just blew my mind.

by Gezundheit January 28, 2009

brain candy

material that is thought provoking, but in a pleasant way, so as to solicit mental growth.

it's like candy for your brain. Braincandy, if you will.

by Tomax February 26, 2005

brain sex

Sex= intercourse. Intercourse= Dealings or communications between persons or groups. Sex brings a rush in which both the physical body and the mental capacities are focused on one aim, one goal, and that goal is to reach a physical awareness in which pleasure is wholly present. Reading/Writing/Talking is similar. Instead of exching fluids ideas are exchanged, creating a "mental orgasm"
Once the apex of intellectual satisfaction is reached,
an emotional, mental AND phsycial condition(depending on the person) in which the brain is engaged rather than the phsycial being. Also, there is the Intellectual Orgasm, and the Physical Orgasm, and then the Epiphany Orgasm, which is both of those at the same time.

"Hey, did you see me and talking last night....we totally had brain sex"

"ahhhhh...yeah...we were up late last night having brain sex, i just got this awesome book from the PaperBack Shack"

by AnatheVaginaWarrior July 24, 2006

shit for brains

George dubya Bush = shit for brains

Dumb? yup! George dubya is shit for brains and about as dumb as they get.

by huw gottarby-kidding September 25, 2005

shit for brains

1. Having shit actually in the place where your brain should be. Symptoms for this disease is smelling something extremely bad eery time you breathe.

2. Synonym for George W. Bush

1. The animal had shit for brains thus always smelling like doo doo.

2. George W. Bush is a person who has literally shit for brains and also has many friends who reside in his cabinet such as Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld whom also have the disease of having shit for brains.

by Alec November 4, 2004