Jordan

An annoying fat bastard

Ugh! It's Jordan

by Fattyvapes47 April 25, 2019

jordan hayyat

The best fucking person in the fucking world. Fuck shit

Oh my god what the fuck Jordan Hayyat

by Ddddffgdsgggdssa August 3, 2019

Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019

Jordan

A fat kid who is obsessed with the joker and is a gamer. Frequently says "We Live a society, laugh you guys. come on". Also has a lizard fetish

That Jordan kid is really annoying.

by fuck jordan 1979 February 27, 2020

Jordan Workout

An intense workout adminsitered by a superior instructor who is a specieman of atheltic prowess. Trainees of a "Jordan Workout" often feel sheepish and lackluster at best.

A: Hey Bobby, wanna do a Jordan Workout tomorrow?
B: Ah man, wish I could. Last time I did one of those I felt like such a pussy. The feeling sat with me for awhile until I saw my therapist.
A: Wow, wanna do Zumba instead?
B: I'm game

by Monday-International Chest Day April 30, 2020

Jordan Belfort

The guy Boiler Room and Wolf of Wall Street is based on.

That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021

Going Jordan

When someone would preform sexual acts on an animated; masturbation to Hentai or Cartoons.

Oh Man! I would so go Jordan on Sakura; Going Jordan makes me feel like a Pedophile

by Steviewondersatanbaby April 27, 2011