hairy tire

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.

Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.

by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017

happy cringe

When something is really cringy yet it still manages to make you smile, maybe because it was nice or sweet.

Person 1: I'm going to be the entire planet soon.
Person 2: You're already my world ;)
Person 3: You just made me happy cringe.

by DatBoi2222 August 16, 2017

hairy penny

when she has her period and also a hairy vagina

"damn i was trying to hook up with that girl but she had a hairy penny, i'll deal with one or the other but not at the same time"

by funnierthanurGF August 28, 2017

happy pranksgiving

What you say to someone when you play a practical joke on them.

Happy Pranksgiving, Bobo! Have fun cleaning up the egg on your windows!

by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017

Hairy Sandwich

A fat older lady's hairy vagina, aka "Hairy Sandwich"

"Aawww dude I bet that lady's got a serious Hairy Sandwich goin on"

by Zacharachy July 8, 2018

Happy-Sick

That feeling of missing a moment of happiness that you know can not be replicated. The feeling of being incomplete while not living in that moment. It mimicks the feeling of being home sick but for a treasured memory.

Since leaving Dave's I've been feeling awefully happy-sick

by AffyBee July 11, 2018

Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019