right said fred 

a band that sang the infamous one hit wonder "i'm too sexy." the song lists a number of things the guy is too sexy for, such as his shirt, parties, his hat and a bundle of other cr-azy things ending in an overload of sexiness leading to the desmise of the song.

right said fred is so sexy i'm gonna have a heart attack

i don't feel right said fred is that sexy

that poor cat

right said fred by cynical me August 6, 2005

Firedawg 

Noun: A military firefighter. Loves to run into fires, saves lives, and bang all the military intelligence chicks. He is also paid well to do this. Hated by all (male intel) while in Technical School.

Some Jealous Intel Fag: "Firedawgs are not your wingmen!"

Hot Intel Chic: "Yea, they find you when you're hot but leave you wet..."

Jealous Intel Fag: "Noooooooo!!!!"

Firedawg by Midnight_J June 20, 2009

Freda 

Freda, is vry pretty and intelligent. Some people are always hating on her, but she doesn’t give af about what ppl say cuz she knows it’s a waist of time

We should start being like Freda

Freda by Gdjdidkdh June 13, 2020

Friederike 

If you've ever met Friederike you'll probably remember, cause you must have a crush on her since the day you've seen her for the first time. She is the kindest, cutest, most beautiful and talented person you will ever meet in your life. She is so lovely, everyone around her loves her even more than she loves animals and the only times, people fight with her, are the times, when she says something bad about herself. She does that, because she gives so much love and joy to the world, that she doesn't have much for herself... you just want to give her the love she deserves but can't bring up on herself.

Friend: Why are you so happy?

Me: I've met Friederike today.

Friend: I told you, she's just the most perfect human being!

Me: Yeah she's wonderful! I wanna marry this girl! I can't think of anyone else! I'm gonna ask her if she wants do be my girlfriend now...

Friederike by Kalle 123 July 2, 2022

Ben Friedberg 

Ben is a very strong person. He is kind of fat though he is also a really good football player Sometimes he screams random stuff “like stop chasing me stop in a weird voice in gym” but overall I have a crush on him.

Ben Friedberg is weird

Ben Friedberg by The girl Patriot fan March 22, 2019

Fred Ballabio 

The great Riverhorse I, King of Crashmybrow and husband of his tentacle porn wife.

Man, Fred Ballabio is so fucking awesome it's off the damn charts

Fred Ballabio by the L33ch December 12, 2008

Firedad 

When neither of your moms are technically male and through your knowledge of the genetic necessity of a sperm requirement for you to exist, you determine through statistical probabilities that your dad is most likely a firefighter. Then you become a model and search worldwide for your firedad.

“Hey Noel! Is that your firedad?”

“No, I still haven’t found him.”

Firedad by 18-01 June 9, 2018