faplap

When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch

I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap

by I made this up. June 16, 2014

fapdrawl

When you're in a situation where you cannot masturbate for a certain time because of family, setting, etc.

Joe: Hey how was Thanksgiving?
Bill: I had a great time with my family, but I was in fapdrawl.

by xX_w33dl0rd5_Xx December 31, 2014

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016

Fapject

The subject of your masturbation ("fap"),
the person you think or fantasize about during masturbation.
A blend of the words "fap" and "subject".

David: Yo James, look at her booty!
James: I think I just found me a fapject for tonight bro!

by Don Bartsi May 19, 2016

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

fapst

A break in one's fapping routine, to prove that one can go without masturbating or for any other reason.

"After a week without masturbating, he couldn't do it anymore and broke his fapst."

by The Papa John's CEO April 15, 2017

fappily ever after

When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.

Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.

by BlackWaltz3 April 25, 2019