Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.

Hey, did you see that Becky just 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?

Fapsbook by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011

Related Words

fapster • Fapsturbation • Fapstronaut • fapsturbate • Fapstagram • fapstar • fapst • Fapstack • fapstain • fapstainer

faptaguise

A molester; also the evil guy from the Youtube video "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction", who likes to touch people.

Lord Faptaguise: Okay. Tie him up and hang him from the ceiling as well. He and his friend can burn in the pit of acid together! Oh but frisk him first to make sure he doesn't.... oh! Actually let me do it!
*walks over to Harry and slowly "frisks"/touches him*

From "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" at the 12:32 point

faptaguise by iloveonedirectionandthejanoski November 11, 2012

Fapsfadat

- closely related to the term "daps-for-that" which is an offered high five hence the daps part. "Fapsfadat" is to be used on an occasion where "daps-for-that" simply won't do. The listener likes the speakers statement so much that he/she believes it deserves a fap.

Jim:I got a new bong today and found a great new porn site.

Oscar:Ah, Fapsfadat man!

Fapsfadat by skrong neck November 14, 2012

Fapstack

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

Fapstack by Lolfast January 27, 2011

Faptain

Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.

Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*

Faptain by Bazrael October 19, 2014

Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

Fapsock by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026