fapst

A break in one's fapping routine, to prove that one can go without masturbating or for any other reason.

"After a week without masturbating, he couldn't do it anymore and broke his fapst."

fapst by The Papa John's CEO April 15, 2017

Fapsbook

Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.

Hey, did you see that Becky just 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?

Fapsbook by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011

faptaguise 

A molester; also the evil guy from the Youtube video "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction", who likes to touch people.

Lord Faptaguise: Okay. Tie him up and hang him from the ceiling as well. He and his friend can burn in the pit of acid together! Oh but frisk him first to make sure he doesn't.... oh! Actually let me do it!
*walks over to Harry and slowly "frisks"/touches him*

From "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" at the 12:32 point

faptaguise by iloveonedirectionandthejanoski November 11, 2012

Fapsfadat 

- closely related to the term "daps-for-that" which is an offered high five hence the daps part. "Fapsfadat" is to be used on an occasion where "daps-for-that" simply won't do. The listener likes the speakers statement so much that he/she believes it deserves a fap.

Jim:I got a new bong today and found a great new porn site.

Oscar:Ah, Fapsfadat man!

Fapsfadat by skrong neck November 14, 2012

Fapstack 

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

Fapstack by Lolfast January 27, 2011

Faptain

Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.

Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*

Faptain by Bazrael October 19, 2014

Fapsock 

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

Fapsock by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011