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Condom

Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK

and that how you were made
by poop master on god December 10, 2021
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Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf
Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom
by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021
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Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.
John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage
by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022
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condom

ur dad used a broking condom.
by foxy_vr February 18, 2022
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condoms

kid nappers during sex
i was using condoms in my ass
by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022
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CoMoMedy

Things only your mom thinks is funny similar to a dad joke.
Mom what are you laughing at ....
Nothing dear just this funny squirrel video
Lemme see mom... thats funny? He's just spinning on the bird feeder...

You won't get it darling its coMOMedy
OMG mom you sound like dad..
by Scaryan May 2, 2022
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