Condom

What your dad forgot to wear.

Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK

and that how you were made

by poop master on god December 10, 2021

Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf

Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

condom

broking one

ur dad used a broking condom.

by foxy_vr February 18, 2022

condoms

kid nappers during sex

i was using condoms in my ass

by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022

Condom

The thing your parents should've used.

"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."

by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022

CoMoMedy

Things only your mom thinks is funny similar to a dad joke.

Mom what are you laughing at ....
Nothing dear just this funny squirrel video
Lemme see mom... thats funny? He's just spinning on the bird feeder...

You won't get it darling its coMOMedy
OMG mom you sound like dad..

by Scaryan May 2, 2022