kayak brother 

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.

It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.

kayak brother by Kayakbrother1 January 11, 2014

Volk Brother 

The brotherhood of Volkswagen owners. This brotherhood is the largest of vehicle owner groups and the most outrageously spirited. Brothers are known to wave and honk twice to their other Volk Brothers. The Volk Brothers does not include women Volkswagen owners.

If you aren't a Volk Brother than you can suck Hitler's dick

Volk Brother by HeadVolk February 25, 2014

bag brother 

describes your buddy who is ready and willing to venture on a full force runner higher than giraffe pussy on a sick one and rolls right beside you no matter what is methasary.

whose old boy i saw u with at the casino?thats A-rod my bag brother; he's always down to smoke some shards and roll with me til the wheels fall off!

bag brother by SmoothPinnacle January 16, 2015

inverted brother 

When you and a bro sleep with the same girl, you become inverted brothers. Instead of coming out the same vagina, you've both come in the same one.

Me and Bob are inverted brothers!

inverted brother by cobson May 14, 2015

eskimo brother envy 

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household

Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!

eskimo brother envy by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015

Husband Brother 

A husband who looks very similar to his wife, generally in a very creepy way.

Yo dawg, you see that Husband Brother and Sister Wife over there making out? GROSS!!!!!!

Husband Brother by JamMasterBae September 7, 2016

Eskibowl brother 

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.

Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...

Eskibowl brother by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016