the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

Slacker

One who drags their ass so far behind so as to secure themselves a place in history as a total loser.

> Have you met the new guy that moved into the neighborhood last month?
< Yes. I met him when he first arrived and so far he hasn't unpacked one box yet.
> Wow, that guy must be a total slacker.

by s0ckpuppet August 23, 2012

Shackers

City dwellers who travel to the north woods in attempt to blend in with the locals, but have no clue how to drive in a small town.

Well, the shackers are back in town.

by Shackerhacker December 11, 2019

Fallout Shacker

Unresentfully offensive word similar to faggot and gaytard.

You are a Fallout Shacker!

by dark sider April 30, 2008

Parking Lot Stalker

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.

Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!

by evilniner October 31, 2009

Night Stalker

A person who is not picked up/taken home after the clubs and bars close. They are out looking for the drunk that will take them home. They are stalking.

Janie, look, there is that night stalker that tried to pick Kelly up when we went to the Waffle House after the club.

by twizzlergirl June 16, 2008

spacker

Spam on a cracker

Spam + Cracker = Spacker

Man...I'm so hungry I could eat 600 fucking spackers! :D

by Tommyg_99 May 14, 2006