Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole

Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions

by dela lama January 26, 2023

shart

rephrased/ rephrasing to shit

that sped kid over there has a huge shart streak in his underwear

by wuspopping February 15, 2023

Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

shartara

Shartara is a evil person, shartara will tear your heart up and serve it to like breakfast, shartara is mean and definitely a black women, never trust shartara!

Oh No Run! it’s Shartara!!

by God lied February 25, 2023

Sharticles

Trace evidence of sharts.

97% of fitted sheets currently on mattresses around the world, contain sharticles.

by SuperDuper65 February 28, 2023

SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 9, 2023