Definitions by raj13

Desmos 

Used by Maths students who only have access to a mobile phone calculator…and think it’s funny to shout, “Desmos”

Teacher: Right, today we are going to do some trigonometry!
Student: Desmos, Sir?
Teacher: Obviously! Are you fucking stupid?
Student: My mistake…sorry!!

Desmos by raj13 March 28, 2023

Shoat 

A garment worn by the more stylish of gentlemen, a cross between a shirt and a coat.
The more refined version of a shacket.

Woman1: Wow, look at that guy over there!
Woman2: Wit woo, I know what you mean. He’s rocking that shoat!
Woman1: He certainly is!!

Shoat by raj13 January 15, 2023

Shart 

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

Shart by raj13 January 14, 2023

Devil’s lettuce 

A recreational drug. Helps make life seem more relaxed.

Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!

Devil’s lettuce by raj13 January 11, 2023

Zarzar

A recreational drug to help the chillaxing process.

Old man: Next door’s on the Zarzar again!
Old woman: Lucky bastard!!

Zarzar by raj13 January 11, 2023

Zarzar

A recreational drug to help one chillax.

Norman: Fucking hell Beryl, Keith from next door is on the zarzar again!
Beryl: Lucky bastard!!

Zarzar by raj13 January 11, 2023