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Urinal Shuffle

The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.
Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.
by DieLawn January 5, 2008
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carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.
" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."
by sufimomma February 15, 2009
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Pedestrian Shuffle

The dance one performs when crossing a busy street but isn't sure how fast the oncoming traffic is going and doesn't know if it's okay to cross.
Usually performed while either in a hurry, on the phone, listening to an iPod, or texting.
While texting on her blackberry, Janice did the pedestrian shuffle when she suddenly realized she was walking into a busy street.
by Drew.B February 11, 2009
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truffle shuffle

When you got a fat ass friend named Rick and you slap that fat ass neck and his whole body jiggle.
by allen Mitchel November 15, 2016
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Milk Man Shuffle

When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.
Yo I pulled the Milk Man Shuffle on this girl last night cause she said she was thirsty!
by THE Milk Man 4U August 5, 2010
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seufferlein

Billy ain't no seufferlein.
by West Spear April 30, 2004
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shiffer snitter

One who has a nose which makes them look like they're constantly sniffing the scent of shit, 24/7. Usually a long, pointy nose, with flared nostrils.
"Eww, that guy has an ugly-ass shiffer snitter; he should seriously consider a nose job."
by Anilrahs August 20, 2006
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