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Being T-shirt means some one is being nice to you and your being mean to them
Person A: Yo what's up man
Person B: Oh fuck off
Person A: C'mon now just, what's up?
Person B: Fuck off you prick you know what's wrong
Person A: Ok, Ok. Be a T-shirt then..
by Some-mentle-cunt May 25, 2021
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Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly

Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.
Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
by Carlos_Tesla July 17, 2024
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Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
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Blue-shirting

Engaging in typically, romantic or somewhat sexual behavior with other men, for the purpose of personal development not a long term relationship. People Blue-shirt to prepare both participants for future relationships with other people.

An play on the term “red-shirting” because blue shirting is often done in college.
Greg: Why are you always hanging with Todd? That’s gay.

Jim: We’re not gay we’re just blue-shirting until graduation. His girlfriend cheated on him.
by Spookyroni December 16, 2018
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No Shirt Month

October is National no shirt month because the weather is still a little warm, and not too cold so you should keep your shirt off while it lasts!
Guy: come on just take it off!
Girl: but why?
Guy: because it’s October! National no shirt month!
by Joe Mamma’s a hoe October 25, 2019
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nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
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Red shirt woman

Noah Schnapp’s manager or something who is being rude to his fans.
Ew did u saw that video of that red shirt woman who pulled all Noah’s fans away
by Bylerdepression January 21, 2019
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