When the woman is pregnant and goes full apeshit sociopath on your ass even when you do everything exactly as she wanted it.
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This particular sleeping position is popular amongst pregnant women, as it is medically recommended. It is also, however, popular with people that sleep with body pillows.
This particular sleeping position is popular amongst pregnant women, as it is medically recommended. It is also, however, popular with people that sleep with body pillows.
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-1 A fun way for a woman to tease a man she had a child with.
-2 A female astronaut who has had an abortion.
-1 A fun way for a woman to tease a man she had a child with.
-2 A female astronaut who has had an abortion.
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"Honey we need to talk." she said to her husband.
He knew this was going to be serious when she said things like that. "Yes dear what is it?"
She looked like she was about to cry, "I'm prego!" she paused to see the look on his face.
His face grew excited and happy. She quickly continued saying, "Naught!"
His shock turned to horror as he realized she had killed his unborn child.
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Answer: pregonaught
Question: What do you call a woman in space who had an abortion?
"Honey we need to talk." she said to her husband.
He knew this was going to be serious when she said things like that. "Yes dear what is it?"
She looked like she was about to cry, "I'm prego!" she paused to see the look on his face.
His face grew excited and happy. She quickly continued saying, "Naught!"
His shock turned to horror as he realized she had killed his unborn child.
-2
Answer: pregonaught
Question: What do you call a woman in space who had an abortion?
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A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
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