pregonaught

-1 A fun way for a woman to tease a man she had a child with.
-2 A female astronaut who has had an abortion.
-1
"Honey we need to talk." she said to her husband.

He knew this was going to be serious when she said things like that. "Yes dear what is it?"
She looked like she was about to cry, "I'm prego!" she paused to see the look on his face.
His face grew excited and happy. She quickly continued saying, "Naught!"
His shock turned to horror as he realized she had killed his unborn child.

-2
Answer: pregonaught

Question: What do you call a woman in space who had an abortion?
by Grue_Feathermoon January 8, 2022
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