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Pools closed tour '06

A group of people at Otakon of 2006 wearing t-shirts with a black man with an afro on them saying "pools closed tour '06". Most of them dressed up as the habbo charectar and would yell "Pools closed! due to aids." if anyone asked them if the pool was indeed, still closed.
Jason: Hey, is the pool still closed?
Boy with afro: Pools closed!! Due to AIDS!!

"Hey have you seen the guys with the Pools closed tour '06 shirts?"
"Not yet but I want a picture of them."
by Adorably Dead September 21, 2006
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poolie

A person who has completed the physical demands for becoming a United States Armed Forces recruit but has not yet entered the actual program. i.e., one who is waiting to go to boot camp.
This poolie thinks he's the shit because he's on his way to becoming a marine, but he hasn't earned anything yet.
by Mark Ciubal September 11, 2005
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poolet

When a person gags, making the sound "oolet" but then actually poops out the mouth, therefore it being a "poolet"
Dude i just pooleted in ur toilet after eating all that gross shit.
by Corbor April 12, 2009
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Pooljock

An unusually large vagina opening, resembling that of a pool table pocket.
"I wannna stick my cock in Robin's pooljock!"
by Two Dogs January 15, 2008
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Pooler

The practice of designing an artificial anus out of a toilet paper roll, a condom and a tube of Jiffy Lube, then using it for sexual satisfaction while being strangled by a dehydrated homo on a public transpo bus.

Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.
The blond doorman was totally poolering himself under his sweater-vest while we were waiting in line!!
by 331113 March 3, 2011
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poolax

1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.

2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.

3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."

45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
by Cody Murray September 8, 2005
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Poolol

When one laughs so hard that they shit themselves. lol shit poop
"Oh man, when that groom's phone went off during that marriage I poololed!"
by YeeManChicoDogLOL March 3, 2010
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