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1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.

2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.

3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."

45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
poolax by Cody Murray September 8, 2005
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poolangy 

Noun - Hot white girl, preferably from Southern California (Laguna Beach).
"Damn.. look at that hella dope poolangy"

- Trichael Man
poolangy by Roel Salonga September 11, 2006
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Prolaxturbation 

The action of procrastination, relaxation, and masturbation- all of which are interchangeable terms in some circles.
I went home to do some prolaxturbation after a hard day at work.
Prolaxturbation by Boredatfootball November 4, 2010
A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey
pooland by leon kompawsky May 25, 2004
A sharp stick used in ritualistic medicinal practices.
Can be bought in Wisteria New Hampshire.
Can be found in Gold, Silver, Copper, Diamond, Wood and Steel.
Person 1: DAMN!!
Person 2: What? My poolana?
Person 1: Yeah mate, where did you get it?
Person 2: Wisteria.
Person 1: Can I borrow it?
Person 2: Sure!
Poolana by Called CoCo February 27, 2020
An individual whos main goal is to exert the least amount of effort possible in all aspects of daily life.

Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.
All Josh does is sit at home on the computer and play world of warcraft, what a poolard!
poolard by mylittlesnoookie December 25, 2009

poolangies

hot white girls usually found working at hollister or abercrombie and fitch
all the poolangies in school want roel
poolangies by Dannilyn September 12, 2006