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Finan

An extremely intelligent person, who uses their intelligence and willpower to outdo others with their brains and brawn. Finan is extremely attractive and known to have an extremely large penis. Finans are here for a good time and prefer to be the comedian in they're friend groups. Finan can be know to be lazy however and can sometimes be quite hard to deal with. However, finans will always care for the people around them and make specific connections with these people.
His name is finan
by Ahmed slaubaku October 15, 2019
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financial freedom movement

A scam made by Jake Paul. This movement is trying to get kids to drop out of school and all become YouTubers.
Jake Paul's financial freedom movement is a scam.
by aotqw February 23, 2020
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creative financing

A term used to describe a criminal method in procuring an item. Unlawful taking.
My girlfriend was able to acquire a brand-new Prada handbag through the use of some creative financing.
by Steve June 17, 2004
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financially secure

A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!

basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!

'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!

i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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finagle

1. The act of nagling.
2. Weezling yoru way into a girls bed room
3. Sneaking into a movie
4. Hooking up with your friends little sister
5. "Poofing" when yoru ex-girlfriend want you to come over and your hanging out with your friends
6. Trying to hook up with every girl in Europe
7. Trying to hook up with every girl in the Malibu Inn in one night without them finding out about each other.
"Eirk, Reed, Jonny, Taco, and Loserman are all finaglers."
by The Tac July 16, 2003
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finals box

When, during the course of final exams, a female allows her pubic hair to become relatively unkempt.
"I need to get laid so bad, but homegirl's got that gnarly finals box. I don't care if were in finals, she needs to trim that shit!"
by RodeoBreast July 22, 2008
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Finals

F.I.N.A.L.S.= Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit
Damn, the finals are coming up! UUGGHH!! F.I.N.A.L.S.!!!!!
by KeyLobster76217 August 13, 2020
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