Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.
Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.
PC Gamer: Contard.
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An argument that can be turned either way; one where you have no more or less higher ground than your opposition.
Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.
Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.
or
Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.
Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.
Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.
or
Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.
by might as well be racist March 15, 2009
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Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex
by VA Boy August 12, 2004
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Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008
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1. A very mysterious & powerful device whose mystery is exceded only by its power
2. The missing object of attraction by many in a movie titled "Dude, Where's My Car?"
1. A very mysterious & powerful device whose mystery is exceded only by its power
2. The missing object of attraction by many in a movie titled "Dude, Where's My Car?"
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"Contact" works in any situation, e.g. if the person does not have five fingers, or uses another part of their body.
"Contact" works in any situation, e.g. if the person does not have five fingers, or uses another part of their body.
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