Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

Chinese Spare Ribs

The act of punching a waiter in the ribs for not knowing what chinese spare ribs are.

You mean to tell me, you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are? Let me show you man

by Germ Servo September 10, 2018

Chinese Moonroof

(N.) the act of defecating through the sunroof of an automobile

“Raeshaun fuckin wild bro he really ran a Chinese moonroof on Mrs. Sherry”

by DoinksScoobs October 16, 2018

Chongs

A four eyed frog with the ability to cause a disturbance by creating strange sounds. Chongs is known to be sweet however when aggravated, has a tendency for an earth shaking tantrum whilst throwing various objects.

*sees a person on tv with large framed glasses*
“hey look! It’s Chongs!”

by Sminchy March 30, 2019

Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

by Onigato September 20, 2019

Chinese Lollipop

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Chinese Cowboy

A pseudonym for chopping bitches like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan

"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "

"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"

by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019