Cowboy Butter

The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.

I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.

I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.

No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.

by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023

Reiki-buttered

Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .

This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.

by DianaTremaine February 22, 2019

Sexual Butter

The creamy white substance churned up after a good night of screwin’

Man, I bet Ray J made some nasty sexual butter the night he gave Kim K a good dickin

by Bingbangbongos November 12, 2017

Butter Stubs

A term used in place of food stamps back in the day when they came in booklets not on cards.

I can't wait till the third for my butter stubs to come in. I want some steak!!

by stonedbonez420 November 7, 2012

Nutter Butter

When you ejaculate in between the ass cheeks of a person, and push the cheeks together, thus creating a human Nutter Butter.

“Yo I pulled a Nutter Butter on Jeremy’s mom last night. Shit was delicious my guy.”

by thesploogiestsplooger October 18, 2018

Lucas Butters

His last name describes it all, His hair is dipped in melted butter twice per day giving it a smooth and slippery texture.

Man did you know that that the USA invaded Iraq because they found Lucas Butters hair dipping pot there,

by Volki July 15, 2018

Butter Tutter

Quite often a massive amorphous sack of lard who also appears to be humanoid. Their diet consists of butter, deep fried twinkies and vegetables (HAH just kidding. That would never happen.) They also have this idea that dieting got them this way and that all women are oppressed just because 'Butter Tutters themselves are unappealing.

Joey: Hey Mark? Have you ever encountered a butter tutter before?
Mark: I've fought them before, yes.
Joey: How do you defeat them?
Mark: That's easy . You either hold a door for them or talk to them about fitness.

by Radiated Lobster? February 27, 2018