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Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.
1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?
by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003
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beached whale

when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed
my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her
by muffie muffin pants December 17, 2008
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The Beatles

By far the most massively overrated band on the planet, there I said it, and if you don't agree I could honestly care less.

Everybody says The Beatles are "influential" and that they rEvOlUtIoNiZeD rock music, but honestly I don't see what makes them so different from everyone else, they're basically a 1960s version of 1D .

If you ask me, their singing isn't that great, their lyrics are lowsey and there is nothing unique about any of their songs or albums. Yes they threw in elements of pop, rock, folk music, and blues into their music, but that's about it.

Also, John Lennon was a dick, he abused his wife and kid, cheated on her, and left both of them. Dude was a total piece of shit.

Overall I just don't see the hype in these guys or why people are so obsessed with them. But idk maybe that's just me. The fact that their stans have to defend them basically just proves how severely overrated they are.
Beatles Stan: The Beatles are the best band ever, there is no one else like them!!

Me: eh, I don't know I'm not exactly it into them, I think they're overhyped tbh.

Beatles Stan: You just don't know what good music is! How could you possibly say something like that?!

Me: Woah chill, all I did was give my opinion, Jesus christ...
by Jtoni2001 November 2, 2021
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Beatley

One who waits till he is 17 to lose his virginity, then loses it on a weight set and or bench press bench.
Guy 1: Dude, im really nervous, its my first time. Guy 2: Just pull a beatley, it'll impress her.
by Yodalayhehoo May 3, 2011
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Beatle Juice

noun. Slang term for LSD. Named after the Beatles usage of the drug.
"You want to take some Beatle Juice?"
by Lennarrissartney September 5, 2013
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The Beatles

The Beatles were an English Rock band formed in Liverpool, in 1960. They are popularly known by rock fans, and many rock fans either feel pressured to believe they are the best, or fool themselves into thinking this. There have been more detrimental rock bands, but they do not have nearly the impact the Beatles have because of the fans of the Beatles.
Literally, Paris Hilton's "Paris" > The Beatles entire discography.
by Brasiliero66 May 20, 2014
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beatlemania

v. the act of asian freshman girls undergoing euphoria directed to an upperclassman who thinks highly of himself but does not notice their frenzied attempts at procreation
Brian, those Korean hos are clinging onto your cock like remoras. They beatlemaniaed your black ass.
by cockbeast October 7, 2007
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