6 definitions by cockbeast
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n. the inflammation of the testicles after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scrotum.
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n. after a short hairy Mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy-assed Mexican girl, the friction of the anal sex causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scrotum, and he flees the room screaming "AYE AYE AYE!"
note: to be distinguished from tabasco balls, which is characterized by the post-sexual yelp "MIS CAHONES, NO NO NO!"
n. the inflammation of the testicles after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scrotum.
2
n. after a short hairy Mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy-assed Mexican girl, the friction of the anal sex causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scrotum, and he flees the room screaming "AYE AYE AYE!"
note: to be distinguished from tabasco balls, which is characterized by the post-sexual yelp "MIS CAHONES, NO NO NO!"
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Fucking Taco Bell! Gave me tapatio balls for another night in a row, I think I need to see the scrotumologist!
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Did you hear Miguel screaming last night? That definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio balls!
Fucking Taco Bell! Gave me tapatio balls for another night in a row, I think I need to see the scrotumologist!
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Did you hear Miguel screaming last night? That definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio balls!
by cockbeast October 15, 2007
n. when a skinny asian girl with glasses sits on your face and you blow bubble soap into her rectum. this causes her eyes to bug out and her ears to wiggle like a bunny, in addition to her ass cheeks jiggling like Jell-o.
Last night me and Lee Park got wasted and when she put on her glasses I gave her a Jello rabbit to remember.
by cockbeast September 23, 2007
v. the act of asian freshman girls undergoing euphoria directed to an upperclassman who thinks highly of himself but does not notice their frenzied attempts at procreation
Brian, those Korean hos are clinging onto your cock like remoras. They beatlemaniaed your black ass.
by cockbeast September 23, 2007
n. an adolescent white male who spends most of his time hunting 'jello rabbits.' a specified, highly evolved case of yellow fever.
Warning: Asian girls, avoid Jellmer Fudds at all costs. They care nothing about your personality or brains, they are only after your rectum.
Warning: Asian girls, avoid Jellmer Fudds at all costs. They care nothing about your personality or brains, they are only after your rectum.
Did you see Tim and Rock checking out those nerdy Asian girls? I bet they're closet Jellmer Fudds and they've got bubble soap on the brain.
by cockbeast October 15, 2007
n. when an ugly bitch in a movie makes a climactic orgasm face but she is supposed to be playing the emotion of intense fear
by cockbeast September 23, 2007
n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.
Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...
by cockbeast October 15, 2007