Road Porn

Watching porn on a computer or other personal device while driving. May include, but is not limited to, laptops, ipods or cell phones.

I was watching some road porn. I wasn't paying attention so I was pulled over for speeding. The cop complimented my taste in pornography.

by The Mad Crasher January 1, 2010

road bump

It is when a woman lifts her ass in the air during sex an the man runs at her behind screaming road bump and slamming his dick into her Vagina

My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the road bump to her last week

by Mr sister fister👊💦 August 6, 2019

Road Block

My god you can't even spell Roblox right.

Guy 1: Man I love road blocks
Guy 2: dude cmon. Are you kidding me?

by BigTonyFromTheMafia December 10, 2020

Museum Road

A creepy ass dirt road in Beverly, MA where many a people have probably been raped or killed.

Rebecca: Yeah the GPS says to go down Museum road...Wait, what, is this even a street?!

by spenceRAWR January 3, 2009

Cooper Road

A stretch of road in Westerville, OH running from Route 3C to Cleveland Avenue. Long thought to be the most dangerous stretch of road in all the known world, Cooper Road is purportedly used as the authority for determining snow days for Westerville Schools. Young males are expected to travel Cooper Road wearing only a pair of roller blades and a ball cap as a right of passage into Westervillian society. Also known as the Devil's Backbone.

Cooper Road?! Christ-On-His-Throne NO! Nobody goes down that road!

by Z-1980 June 9, 2010

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

inattentive to the road's needs

The official reason the chicken crossed the road.

After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."

by texlex61 January 30, 2009