Westerville

The largest suburb city in ohio. Home of Westerville South Wildcats, Westerville North Warriors, and Westerville Central Warhawks. Even though that Westerville North isn't really north of South, and Central isn't really in the center...but whatever. The City of Westerville is nationally recognized as one of "America's Best Places to Live" by Money Magazine year after year. There's always stuff to do, even in the winter, as long as you've got friends and know where to go. Just watch the cops, they have nothing better to do with their lives then stalk teenagers.

As long as we don't get caught by the Westerville cops, it's not like they have actual jobs to do...

Westerville by WSHS February 18, 2011

Westerville

The finest of all the Columbus, Ohio suburbs-- Westerville is the rich man's Reynoldsburg and the blue-collar Dublin. Home to attractions such as the Anti-Saloon League Museum, the Hanby House and the world's largest crystal ball, it's hard to spend an idle day in a city so alive with opportunity. Westerville is conveniently located between Easton Town Center and Polaris Fashion Place. The uptown shopping district features poppin' spots such as Schneider's Bakery, Graeter's Ice Cream and Pasquale's Italian Kitchen. Simply unparalleled by neighboring suburbs, Westerville exudes laid-back sophistication.

Person 1: "Where are you from?"

Person 2: "Westerville."

Person 1: *bows down in the presence of glory*

Westerville by DaVille October 9, 2007

westerville

A city in Ohio that never gets snow days.

It's -17 and there's six feet of snow on the ground... but we still have school!

westerville by ducky March 27, 2005

westerville

hot and cold on the same day. if your homework catches on fire or if your baby sister colors on it, you are expected to turn it in.

kid: where's my homework?
*kid sees baby sister coloring on it.*
kid: NOOOOOOOOOO!! I STILL HAVE TO TURN IT IN!
baby: ha ha ha funny

NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
teacher: where's your homework?
kid: my sister colored on it!
teacher: well you still have to turn it in!
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kid: mom, what's the weather like today?
mom: it is 90 degrees outside but later it is 10 degrees outside.
kid: you know what mom, i REALLY hate Westerville.
mom: good for you sweetie.

westerville by ahweirdo November 13, 2011

westerville south high school 

The school that you will search on YouTube looking for fight videos with the the only good basketball team in central Ohio. Bomb threats happen basically every month! Look forward to trying to get an education but miserably failing. Also while being forced to walk in halls while a fight or rap battle occurs. Teachers really don't care what happens except when their pay check comes.

"Oh man bruh this school is almost as bad as Westerville South High School"

westerville south high school by BWorks September 8, 2016

Westerville central high school

Welcome to the school of cliques. You have the gays, the bland rich white kids, the ghetto kids, and a few groups with all of these. The one thing everyone has in common is that everyone knows at least one drug dealer. The teachers either don't care or care way too much. One of them is even a communist! Also unless you're in one of the mixed groups there's a decent chance everyone hates each other.

Person 1: hey, who's your dealer?
Person 2: this rich kid who goes to westerville central high school

Westerville central high school by YourFellowBi October 29, 2017

Westerville north high school 

A westerville Ohio school that hasn't won a football game in past 5 years till last years football season. They only have a good studnetsection to make up for the shitty football team. They bash other westerville city schools cause they have nothing else better to do, they are the second dirtiest school, pretty ghetto, with there were ass principle that doesn't do shit all day and where you can find the most thots.

Person 1: what's that school where all the kids think there better than everyone?

Person 2: westerville north high school

Westerville north high school by Donutsaregood March 1, 2015