maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

mederbating

When you have no means of stimulus when masterbating and make use of your imagination to make a prono in your head. You look as if you are meditating and masterbating at the same time.

I was mederbating in the shower.

by lona_love June 3, 2016

meerkat

Another word for savage, or someone who does something crazy.

*girl skips class*
"Wow, she's such a meerkat"

by Meerkat Nation March 26, 2017

maeterlinck

A big fat cock that sticks up after seeing a fellow faggot after buming for a consentual second

U maeterlinck last night at that party

by 69101 November 21, 2017

maternity effect

The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.

A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!

by OrangeEagleMonkey December 5, 2017

meerae

Very handsome guy, a korean that knows how to cook food. CRazy,kind, and likes to sleep.

Look! There goes meerae! Eww

by TCEFFE February 26, 2018