A massive squadron of men have an absurdly humungous fap sesh in a circular fashion. The 40+ men must then unload there precious fruit juices onto a young man by the name Ben Sugerman. He craves their fruits, and he must be chained to the floor, for the protection of the multiple circ jerkers. If not chained, Benny would ferociously jump and try to eat the jerkers dicks because in his mind, they are rather delicious, and he is not afraid to bite down. Post jerk, Sugerman plays and rolls in the semen, trying to drink as much as he can. He has never left the jerk site, for there is just too much juices from him to lick up in a reasonable amount of time.
We had a 100+ Circ Jerk on Ben, and they had to chain him on all limbs and his neck, for his thirst was unreal.
by Waffle Sauce January 14, 2013
Get the Circ Jerk mug.A an elitist person (pothead) smokes only sinsemilla which means 'without seeds' in spanish. This type of marijuana is far more potent than schwag or regular marijuana with seeds, as well is more expensive, so sinsesmokers are considered elitest, and thus referred to as jerks. (seedless jerks prefer hydro over any other type of marijuana, but if need be, they will smoke regular pot too.
"That Hajera chick is such a seedless jerk, she only buys grams or 8ths! Dang, she must be a baller!"
regular pothead- Passing a blunt, 'wanna hit this?"
seedless jerk- Pulls out a pipe, 'why don't we taste some of
this kush first?'
regular pothead- you're such a seedless jerk!
Erod- 'yo, nigga, I got some schwiggity'
Haj- 'you KNOW i prefer the female!"
Erod- 'seedless jerk!'
regular pothead- Passing a blunt, 'wanna hit this?"
seedless jerk- Pulls out a pipe, 'why don't we taste some of
this kush first?'
regular pothead- you're such a seedless jerk!
Erod- 'yo, nigga, I got some schwiggity'
Haj- 'you KNOW i prefer the female!"
Erod- 'seedless jerk!'
by Hajera December 18, 2007
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Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.
Synonyms: jerk-off
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
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Get the jeck mug.Repcri pulls Todd's pud while sucking Marks pecker and diddling Bruce's asshole and tickleing his balls.
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Get the jerk the weasel mug.The Opposite to a jack-of-all-trades.
someone who sucks at everything.
Or someone you dislike severly
someone who sucks at everything.
Or someone you dislike severly
by The JC September 1, 2007
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