the monopoly guy

When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth

Dan and Dan gave Eliza the monopoly guy and, afterwards, went for a spot of tea and some crumpets

by dirk diggler 35 May 4, 2014

m&m guy

The person who is an M&M with hands. How simpler can I put it?!?!?!?

In the commercial M&M Guy found a penny and thought he was lucky but got hit by a truck.

by Ldog900 May 21, 2018

Big Black Guy

A guy who you look at and think "man that guys fucking big".

Although whilst using the term one must be looking at a black guy.

If using the term whilst looking at any other colored person or the user is by themselves their head will implode.

FYI: Common suicide method

That guy is a big black guy

by Lemon Haze August 17, 2019

Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

by urmomaguy June 7, 2018

Guy code

The honor and respect all guys should show to their friends. Even if they are only slightly friends with this guy. You can never talk to, hang out with or do anything nice for my girl unless it is first approved by me. Never rub another man's rhubarb! Furthermore, you cannot change your relationship with her if we ever break up. Ending the friendship along with castration is the prefered punishment for breaking any of these rules.

"You let her sleep over at your house last night? I don't give a fuck if nothing happened man, you broke the guy code."

by You're a jackass if you don't know the guy code. July 31, 2005

tough guy

a punk bitch who thinks he is better than me and needs a good kickin

you gonna hurt me didn't fuckin think so tough guy

by crankymuppet January 18, 2020

friend guy

Guy who, despite his best efforts, will never be more than a friend to any girl he meets. Usually ends up with a lot of friendgirls, and if numerous enough, could be considered a friend (definition #7).

Sarah just gave me the "friend guy" speech. Why does this always happen?!

by eversoemo September 19, 2004